This is an excerpt from a series of emails between my sister and me over the past couple of days:
Her: Talk to you later. I gotta go figure out something better than frozen pizza for dinner.
Me: You know what’s better than frozen pizza? If you cook it first.
Her: You know what’s better than cooking it? YOU SHUTTING UP!!!!
Me: Make me.
Her: Oh, sorry, I don’t make trash. I burn it.
So I decided that instead of trying to come up with something witty, I’d just publish our conversation for all the world to see. I’m considering adding the photo that she sent me the other day, so she better be nice.
Her: Talk to you later. I gotta go figure out something better than frozen pizza for dinner.
Me: You know what’s better than frozen pizza? If you cook it first.
Her: You know what’s better than cooking it? YOU SHUTTING UP!!!!
Me: Make me.
Her: Oh, sorry, I don’t make trash. I burn it.
So I decided that instead of trying to come up with something witty, I’d just publish our conversation for all the world to see. I’m considering adding the photo that she sent me the other day, so she better be nice.
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ROTFL!! Family... FEEL the love!
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