I'm developing a twitch

I have been sitting in front of my computer for days on end, doing research and trying to get two major term papers written. So far, this is what I have written:


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Yeah, I got nothing.

I do realize the grammatical EWW in that sentence, but what can you do? I'm on brain overload. If, for some reason, you feel the need to discuss early American linguistics with me, please know that I might just be compelled to throw something at you. Whatever is readily available. Like a CD or a pamphlet for Padre Island or maybe even my MLA handbook, even though it is shiny and silver and pretty and I use it all the time and if I lost it I might just pull my hair out so please don't make me throw it at you. K?

KTHX.

SEE? See what stress does to me? I just typed KTHX in all seriousness.

SRSLY.

My head might explode.